[Fox Mulder]

1. Jurassic Park Seven: Ian Malcom abandons his "Chaos Theory" and becomes a daredevil upskirt photographer.
2. Kerri never seems to put her days as an erotic pole dancer completely behind her.
3 "You remember 'The Blair Witch Project?" Well get ready for the 'Blond Beeeee-atch Project!" ( Once again, alcohol must be involved)
4. Family pictures are always interesting when Sindee the black sheep comes to town.
5. Worried about her grades, her professor asked her to put some extra effort into her studies. Well..she's studying.
6. Naturists were about to mount a surprise dawn military raid on the White House, but they didn't count on a lingering street cleaning truck. Without the element of surprise in their favor, they decided they would be too...uh... exposed.
7. Buck had never delivered a baby before...but since he'd had his hands up a few pussies, he was more than willing to give it a try.
8. Many very hot women are content with the clothes on their backs, a pair of cheap sandals and a cardboard box to sleep on. ( I know this excites you jobless guys who live in their parent's basements...but it really isn't true.)
9. AND you guys...this isn't reality either. She's not really there. As always, it's actually just your right hand and your fertile imagination.