1. "Hi...I'm Anita Hardcock. I'm the director of the 'I Love You Funny Face On Line Nympho-versity.' Our school teaches young women all they need to know to be world class nymphomaniacs...all in the comfort of their own homes!"
2. "Our beginners courses help women become more familiar with their bodies. We teach them to find their erogenous zones and the all essential art of foreplay."
3. "Next they move on to solo masturbation and multiple orgasms. You have to learn how to love yourself if you expect others to do the same!"
4. "Our blowjob courses are the toughest in the nation. We don't train women to just be good cocksuckers. We teach them oral perfection."
5. "Double penetration is the first step toward multiple partner sex. Great nymphomaniacs are never satisfied by just one lover."
6. "Once a student can multi-task with the toys, we work on their confidence. We pump them up...sometimes literally."
7. "By the graduation ceremony our students are ready for the reall thing. Most can't wait to show off their skills. So, if you know a woman who thinks she has what it takes to be a nymphomaniac, have her call 1-800-SUK-FUCK , or she can send us naked pictures on line at
www.nymphoversity.com. We'll be happy to get her enrolled. " (I Love You Funny Face Nympho-versity is a non profit organization staffed by dedicated sex addicts who feel the world would be a better place if everyone would just lighten up and get laid. It isn't real, you gullible fuckers! OCC and its moderators are not legally responsible for this nonsense...except for maybe Dog In Heat or Mudbug or Fango.)