[Fox Mulder]

1. "That dawg is 'bout as big as mah flaccid penis."
2. John tries a new dip sauce for his Tostito...much to Mary's surprise.
3. "You see this gesture? We are throwing away our clothes. We will be naturalists from now on...forever! End of story! " (Until they actually have to leave home.)
4. 'Twas a day at sea not fit for a man, so a woman took the wheel. She navigated the treacherous calm waves and mild brezes like the heroin she was. The only reason we care? She did it naked.
5. Joanie wasn't famous, but her husband's paparazzi role-playing made her feel that way. (He was always after the coveted upskirt shot.)
6. That reminds me...Red Lobster is having an all you can eat buffet today.
7. And not a bit of gardening got done the rest of the day.
8. How traveling redneck bra salesmen, who canvas trailer parks, check a woman's cup size. ( Those look like 32 ouncers. )
9. Hard working, long haul truckers have a difficult life. Be nice to them when you can.
10. Apparently, this is her way of telling us that the Hollywood movie she starred in was a flop.