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Originally Posted by lollolz9
I am excited to hear how the strip game developed.... what was the challenge?
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I totally forgot that I didn't get to the challange on my previous post. OK, so there I was after the skirt incident and I am dreading the upcoming challenge. They were strugging to think of things that are could only be done with three people. This debate went on for an unreasonably long time. In previous challenges the task was known even before the strip so someone would strip off and immediately run to <wherever> or do <whatever> and get their clothes back on when they finished. I don't know how we ended up stripping before the challenge was even known but I had now been standing naked for so long that I suggested that they make the challenge to stand around naked for five minutes because in that case, I'm already done. I want to say that standing there was somehow sexy or empowering but it really wasn't, I was anxious for it to be over. Strange though, I think of it as quite sexy when I look back on it now. Technically we have no say in the what dares are chosen but we're all friends so they do accepts some cues from the <victims>. For instance they were trying to invent a way that shaving me was somehow reasonable and my obvious discomfort with the conversation made them move on. After giving an unofficial veto to that idea and not wanting to be a killjoy I somehow consented to something known as a <bum funnel>. For the life of me I can not imagine how this activity ever came into existence and I was further surprised to see that the majority of these people knew exactly what it was by name. Now many poeple reading here might well do a good old bum funneling as part of an average Sunday, but I'm going to assume that this must be new to at least some so I'll describe how it goes. Two bums get pressed together just enough to leave a small space thus creating the funnel. Then you would pour beer into the funnel and someone could drink it from below. Chloe and I formed the funnel and Liam would lie below us. I considered offering to be the one who would drink so I didn't have to be so completely exposed to Liam but I just could not get past the idea of drinking anything that took that particular route. Liam pretended to be grossed out as well but had a giddy grin on his face that told me that did not share my sqeemishness.
The worst part of it was getting into position. Chloe and I started out nearly standing with just a slight bend at the knees and touching our bums together. Liam positioned right where my old friend modesty was supposed to be. I might have enjoyed the feeling of being pressed against Chloe's soft bum but I could not stop thinking about the view Liam was getting. I kept my legs pressed together but I knew I was not hiding much. Someone with more experience with these things then announced that we needed to be lower because the beer gets everywhere. After each adjustment we were repeatedly told <lower!> until finally even the slim illusion of my dignity was gone. Not only was I so close to his face, but the act of lowering forced me to more of a spread leg squat for balance which I can only imagine led to the most graphic possible exposure. Then it started, they used two beers because they wanted to pour one down each of us. It started in the small curve of the back and ran icy cold into my bum crack, then spread everywhere. It went into every crevasse and fold and much even ran down my legs. Still enough ran through that Liam had to guzzle non-stop for several seconds. When it was all over I was staring down between my legs to see his beer matted hair and soaking wet face. He looked up and made eye contact which was somehow more piecing than when he was looking straight into my promised land. I immediately jumped up. <There! I'm done, it's over, I'm getting dressed!>
As it turned out I could not get dressed because I had only worn these clothes for a few hours since my shower and I was not about to sully them with my beer soaked body. I grabbed my clothes and held them in front of me as if it would erase everything I had just done then made ran to the lav. Chloe called out that she would join me and I should wait but nothing was going to stop me from getting out of there fast. We shared the jug of water and rinsed off pretty well before getting dressed. Never before or since has any seen as much of me as Liam did that day.