[Fox Mulder]

1. Hey guys, having trouble picking out Christmas gifts? Give your gal a big black cock...it's what she really wants.
2. You've seen musicians playing spoons...but I'll bet you've never seen someone play nipples with spoons. It's a fascinating sound too.
3. While Cameron Frye decides to take control of his life on TV, Jenny is deciding if sucking her boyfriend's toes is fun...or disgusting.
4. When a purple haired chick is going down on you, it's a great time to take a selfie.
5. Ditto when you're a horny cougar who not only just got the former NFL star turned High School football coach to make your son quarterback...you actually got him down on his two bad knees.
6. And a selfie is also called for when your pastor's wife decides to break one of the ten commandments...with you.
7. "Here's to my late husband...and may he ALWAYS be late on the nights when my lover comes to fuck me. "
8. What's up...Dock? (A little Bugs Cunny humor?)