Seems my rule (suggestion? 'cause how the hell do I enforce it? I mean really...) urked a few people. Yeah, I've had a passing thought about sex (or more likely, a threesome) with several of them, but the reality would be far messier and, given my usual luck, it will be a miracle if I'd ever see a nipple from any of them. The ones who would most likely get naked will probably do so at a party that I'm not in town for. So, yeah, I'll count my lucky stars if I even get that far.
On with the list:
8) Friends with her for a while because of her old roommate. Younger than us and flakey due to a weird upbringing and her own mental issues. Some flavor of brown, but never got a straight answer about exactly what because she was adopted and raised in a white family. Tan skin, black hair - usually long, dark eyes. Sweet face which makes it hard to nail down her age. On the heavy side, but huge boobs. And she had no problems with her boobs being molested if she was drunk, which a few of my male friends took advantage of frequently. A couple of my friends have slept with her, with one pretty much getting pounced by her. She even grabbed my wife and planted a big wet kiss on the lips just to win a bet! She doesn't hang around much, tends to hang with people where she can be the smart and sane one.
9) Long-time acquaintance. Met her when I lived in Austin roughly 20 years ago. We've been internet friends since then. Very short, as in "buys clothes from the kid's department" short, and definitely not curvy in build. But she's got a tight little body and is kinda punk. Hair shaved short on one side, long on the other, usually dyed bright pink or something shocking. Wears a lot of leather jackets and steel toed boots, but will also mix it with Hello Kitty and thrift shop chic. Doesn't talk about sex a lot, but anyone who did Columbia in Rocky Horror stage shows can't have much shame.