[Fox Mulder]

1. Do you ever wonder why your dog loves you so much? Mostly it's the scent and the view.
2. "Hey Sara, can I borrow your cell phone? I've got to call my fiance and tell him I'm going to be late for the wedding rehersal."
3. Amelia's finally made the "Mile High Club. " Solo.
4. "You can enjoy a little of what's in the red cooler...or a little of what's in the blue cooler...or a lot of what's in between my legs." (Pam is in charge of the eats for the holiday)
5. MAN WITH GLASSES: "Madam, may I have the pleasure of this dance?" BALD GUY: "Hey, man...can I like, fuck this ass?"
6. "If the gloves don't fit...you'll see no tits!" ( Francine was not above misquoting O.J. Simpson's attorney to avoid posing fully nude)
7. "If only my bra wasn't in the wash I could have avoided being Internet porn fodder for the rest of my life!"
8. "Ladies, need some extra cash? Truckers are always happy to help out." ( 10-4 good buddy.)
9. Tired of being spinsters, the Smith sisters decided to become fishers of men. Unfortunately the "fish" were looking for fresher bait.
10. Movie plot: "Friday The 13th Part 55" Jason Vorhees' diabolical granddaughter goes on an evil killing spree with a new and gruesome weapon. ( Yikes! )