[Fox Mulder]

1. "So zee Americans call zee French people zee 'Frogs?' I say Reebeet Reebeet to you!"
2. "Here we are at the No Tell Motel and I have all my clothes off...what shall we do next?" ( Did you pack your travel Scrabble game?)
3. "Norman Bates? Did you say this motel was run by Norman Bates?"
4. "Fox Mulder...He's going to put my pictures in his thread? Oh God...that get's me soooo wet!"
5. "Paul Simon was right. One man's ceiling IS another man's floor...and my hairy French pussy has got your full attention, am I right?"
6. "My football coach tells me I must be limber. Not sure why he always stands behind me with his cell phone in his hand when I stretch..."
7. "I'm ready for my monogram...mommagrand? ...uh...mammalgrin? You know, the tit test thing!"
8. "Oh there it goes again! Whenever a camera's in the room it just pops out like that."
9. "Aaaieee! Holy shit! Who the hell flushed the toilet while I'm trying to shower!" ( Sometimes it sucks to share living space )
10. I guess all you poor OCC wankers have been jaded from looking at so much porn that a woman has to stand on her head to turn you on? OK then."