[Fox Mulder]

1. "If I stay in this position after sex the sperm have a better chance of reaching my eggs...it's a damned good sports stretch too. "
2. "Only one thing to do when you've got a hot ass like mine..."
3. Mrs. Faversham always liked to give the young caddies a tip at the end of the day.
4. NOW she'll finally shut up about Brazil beating the USA in women's beach volleyball!
5. "I may be blind, young lady...but I'm still very fond of the scent of a nude woman...hooha! " ( Al Pacino learned his stuff from this guy)
6. "What sucks about fucking the Marlboro man is he's always coughing and wheezing and he smells like an Goddam ash tray!"
7. "Well...my hair isn't long enough to let down...and my name ain't Rapunzel...so if we're gonna fuck I've gotta come down to you!"
8. Congratulations! These women do you a great honor...one nipple salutes are only given to the most prolific OCC wankers.
9. Week days, Dave is a busy contractor who erects high rise apartments...but on weekends he erects himself...the tourists love it!
10. Mona Lisa's great great great granddaughter was a little bolder and more irreverent.