Had yet another interesting comment from my more than tipsy wife after a recent night out with old friends - he was my best man and I was his.
My old mate went upstairs for a pee and as my wife was wandering off to the downstairs loo - his wife who had been talking about how long we had all been married said 'Isn't it boring having the same man all these years (she's an even worse prude than my wife - but bear in mind both were more than a little 'merry') and she then said 'I wonder what it's like to have another man?' to my wife and added - 'I suppose youre like me - only had the one fella'. My wife squealed from the loo - 'Oooh I don't know about that!' [This is complete news to me - she has always claimed I am her only partner! I will pursue this again when she is drunk - which is about the only time she loosens up].
My response to my mates wife was 'Bend over that chair and I 'll show you'. She just laughed - but my wife - still in the loo shouted back 'I can hear you in here!'
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