Sunday Funday
1. "Uh Miss...Miss... (sputter, gasp) HEY! I'M DROWNING HERE!" ( Today's kids...oblivious or just cold hearted and cruel?)
2. After spontaneously and furiously masturbating and drinking a whole bottle of wine, Helen finally came to grips with Zack's proposal.
3. They have a problem with bums in England...well...not really a problem...They're just rather cheeky.
4. And I also understand that the young heirs to the throne have been sneaking in a few changes to traditions as the old queen ages.
5. What I like about this pic is: The men are all paying attention, but the lady in the wheelchair just seems content to enjoy the sunshine.
6. "Hey Army Corp of Engineers...you can put your pipeline RIGHT HERE!"
7. Now I'd like to talk about a serious problem in America...desperate, horny nymphomaniacs unable to find a man to help them out...
8. So desperate is their plight that they must fuck themselves in the streets. You're doing nothing with your dick but wanking away at amateur porn...can't you find it in your heart to give until it hurts? Yeah...I knew I could count on you.
9. And the Walmart associate STILL refused to give her the sale price on her dog food.
10. "You're just about to groove and you're thinkin' it's a breeze...there's a light in your eyes and then a guy screams "Out of the car, Longhair!" ( And its all because your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll )
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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