My wife reminded me of this one today from a few years ago...
We were at my wife's friend's kid's third birthday party. Everyone there was family except us. They were Catholic, so there are 7 or 8 adult siblings, plus their kids, plus the parents' siblings. There were at least 60 people there, no exaggeration.
Anyway, at one point, about 25+ people were sitting in a huge circle in the backyard on lawnchairs when my wife's friend's younger baby (about 10 months old) started crying. The grandmother was holding him.
Without missing a beat, my wife's friend lifted up her top and took out a breast, exposing it to all 25+ people, and asked, "Okay, who has my kid?" and she left her breast out in plain view until the grandmother brought the 10mo over to nurse. Her breast was out for at least 45 seconds or more. She had a full D cup with an enormous very light pink areola and regular sized nipple. I will never forget it.
But what was funny is that four other women were nursing that day, and they were all being very conservative by leaving the area and/or covering up. But not my wife's friend.
We only see the friend about once a year or so, and she doesn't nurse any babies at the moment, but I always remember what she looks like under her shirts!
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