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Old 12-03-2016, 03:39 PM
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Default Saturday Funnies

1. Rachael explains to the men seated at the table exactly why women hold the power in most marriages...that last.
2. "Oh, pardon me sir. Whilst you were away at the loo I took the liberty of entertaining your spouse."
3. DOG: "Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than youuuuu!"
4. It was the most satisfying bowel movement of Sheila's life.
5. "Oh, it's sooo good to hear from you...no, I'm not doing anything important...I was just letting the cat out."
6. "So Ahab...does my whale tail turn on? Why don't you come here and show me your Moby Dick?" ( Melville is rolling in his grave)
7. Yes...I'll just bet it is!
8. "Ma'am I sure appreciate your kindness...I haven't had a good handjob in years!" (Save the world with random acts of kindness )
9. Smells like fish?
10. Smells like cock.
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