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Old 12-02-2016, 01:41 PM
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[QUOTE=Proud Fart;2338390]I don’t understand why you are wasting valuable image real-estate with clothed pictures. I thought that we were here to see the porn-o-graphs.[/QUOTE

Well, Proud Fart, I'll explain it to you. You see, all OCC threads have a theme. This one's theme requires a clothed picture to set up the drama of the "porn-o-graph." It's a little like foreplay. If you remember Monty Python movies, you might recall John Clease teaching a Sex Ed class in "The Meaning of Life." He tells his students...to get the vaginal juices flowing there are all sorts of things you can try before you "STAMPEDE to the clitoris." Some of us like a little visual foreplay with our "porn-o-graphs." Some of us like clothed pictures. It gets our imaginations going. I hope that helps. You sir, would also be very happy to know I have a thread called "Sexual Intensity" that one's right up your porn-o-graph power alley. Check it out...and continue to be proud, Mr. Fart.
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