[Fox Mulder]

1. Vlad is capable of getting erections...he just needs encouragement.
2. Blonds may have more fun...but brunettes get more cum.
3. When you mess with a One Eyed Trouser Snake, Missy...you'd better be ready for anything.
4. Playing with your food is allowed here.
5. All the little sperms got together to form one giant sperm...with the longest tale they ever saw.
6. The new Hollywood starlet figured she'd REALLY give the goddam paparazzi something to take pictures of.
7. A budding tennis player with WTA aspirations, Angie worked on her backhand whenever she could.
8. The new housekeeper was good...very good.
9. Santa Claus was good to us last year so this year we're leaving him something extra special with his milk and cookies.
10. After she burned breakfast, Anne sarcastically told her husband: "So crucify me!" (Anne's husband was a very literal person)