My wife has told me on multiple occasions - and she's not shy, she has flashed, skinny dipped, and changed clothes in front of both friends and strangers not many but at least a few times since we've known each other, so I have no reason to doubt her - that if any of our male friends ever just politely asked straight-up to see her breasts, she would show them, no questions asked and no strings attached, up to and including removing her top entirely and just being topless.
So obviously it goes without saying that I really really want this to happen. But sadly it hasn't yet, for two reasons: One, obviously, all of our male friends are just too polite of people to ever ask such a thing. And two, it's not like I can really tell them to ask either. "Olivia would show you her tits if you asked" is basically an impossible thing to naturally slip into any conversation.
There have been a couple of occasions when she and I were drinking alone with a male friend that I felt like I was teetering absolutely on the edge of it happening, you know, the drunken conversation would steer in a vaguely sexual direction and I would drop hints like "How long since you saw tits in person anyway?", hoping they would take the ball and run with it, but it never did.
A couple of summers ago just that was happening, it was me, my wife and a male friend of ours Dan drinking at our place well after midnight, and it was REALLY REALLY hot, we had windows open and multiple fans pointed at us and everything. I had taken my shirt off because of the heat and our friend had unbuttoned his. My wife said something about being hot and sweaty and I said something like "Hey, you can take your shirt off too if you want," and she something like "But I'm not wearing a bra!", then, catching onto my game, adding on "I wouldn't want to embarrass Dan." We kind of laughed... and it was SO CLOSE, literally the only words Dan had to say in his heavily buzzed state were "I wouldn't be embarrassed." That's all, and I KNOW that her top would have been off five seconds later and stayed off the rest of the night.
Unfortunately, he kind of laughed shyly and turned the conversation toward movies or something, and her top stayed on.
SO DAMN CLOSE!
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