[Fox Mulder]

1. On second thought...stocking the outdoor tub with piranhas wasn't such a good idea after all.
2. "And...and...THEN he tried to impress me by showing me his CAR! He was relentless, until I screamed "GIVE IT UP! I LOVE PUSSY!"
3. "Listen. Do you wanna know a secret? Closer. Let me whisper in your ear... Slurp! (It's no secret now. Melissa likes blonds.)
4. Sometimes sailing into uncharted territory can make one a little bashful.
5. Suzy was one hell of a Scrabble player...and totally unashamed of her desires.
6. Sometimes Shirley liked to get...uh...Squirrel-y.
7. Joan wondered if she was EVER going to get past the spanking, going to bed without supper and grounded for a week phase of her life.
8. "Yes, I have work for BOTH of you...IF you're willing to work under the table."
9. "...and absorbed in her book, she didn't notice the cell phone camera that would expose her to the World Wide Web." (Non fiction)
10. When you're cheating on a husband who is a forensic detective, you need to be extra careful when cleaning up after sex.