Saturday Funnies
1. "Hullo, Is this Dial-A-Lesbo Pizza? I could really use a woman's touch tonight...and a large Pepperoni."
2. "Just give me your address and I'll be right over!" (America needs more unique small businesses)
3. " Heeere's Johnny!" (Janette channels Jack Nicholson in "The Shining) ...
4. ...And it's a convincing enough performance to scare this poor woman into labor.
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