After THAT Fucking Election We Could All Use A Good Laugh...
1. "Brad Pitt? Where??? I don't see Brad Pitt!" (Clever upskirt photographer trick)
2. "Aaamerica...it wush fun while it lashted. Have a nicesh life."
3. "Hey...my eyes are up here! Hello? Why aren't you looking at me when I talk? Hey!"
4. Now that you have proof he's cheating, the revenge can start...
5. "It wasn't me! I've been framed!"
6. Vladmir was so good he could dance women right out of their dresses.
7. Wash your pussy...you're freaking out the dog!
8. Who needs TV when you have an insatiable nymphomaniac wife?
9. "I've got you now, America...and whatever happens next, just remember...YOU VOTED FOR IT!"
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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