Over the last year or so, my lady has had to travel for work a lot.
For years, the go-to form of sexy communications with myself back home was the naughty/nude selfie. This was fine by me! However, in recent times (and, I mean weeks) we've gotten in to using Facetime (think Skype, if you're not an Apple user).
Generally, she makes contact at night just before bedtime or sometimes first thing in the morning. Most of the time, especially at night, the calls involve orgasms.
Not always though. Sometimes, and this would mostly happen in the mornings, she just chats to me whilst getting dressed. And I like that too.
She asked me if I minded, that she doesn't always "put on a show" (her words!)... I said no, I quite enjoyed watching her get undressed/dressed. In fact, I said, someday she should call me when she's about to get in the shower and I would just watch. Or if she took a break from work and went shopping, she should feel free to call me if she was about to try on some clothes etc.
So, cut to last weekend... She's been away at a conference on Thursday and Friday night. I didn't hear from her on Saturday morning but that was no big deal to me as she was due home sometime that evening. I do a good impression of a single dad these days with her being away. On this day, I popped in to visit granny and grandad and left the kids with them as I needed to go grocery shopping.
Around 11.30, I'm standing in the queue for the till, with my full trolley in front of me. There are people both in front and behind me. My phone starts to ring. It's the lady. I briefly noticed it actually said incoming facetime call (as opposed to just phone call) but didn't think much of it. It's 11.30, she's probably calling me from the lobby of the conference hotel.
Nope! The unmistakable sound of a running shower fills the queue. There she is, under the shower - her naked body filling the screen for the middle-aged dude behind me in the queue if he happened to be looking over my shoulder! She hadn't even initiated a call as she was stripping off to get in the shower. No, she'd already done that, propped the phone at the end of the bath, turned on the water and then called me!
"Here's that call, you said you'd like to see" was her opening line. Remember, a video call is basically permanently on hands-free!
If I'd been super brazen, I'd probably have gone on with the call but I didn't. "Erm, I'm going to have to call you back. I'm kinda in a shop here."
A brief pause followed where she obviously leaned in to the phone so see if I was telling the truth.
"Oh sh-" she started to say but my hitting of the red button on the phone prevented the full curse from being heard by the shoppers around me. I put the phone away and went through with paying for my groceries, to smirks from both the man behind me in the queue and the till lady.
That night she explained that she had some final work to do for an afternoon seminar and had skipped the morning events, staying in her room. Her only aim was to be finished and showered before then checking out at 12 noon.
She asked if anyone had gotten to see her and I said I didn't know for certain. The man behind me certainly had a chance though. I did tell her that, because of the audio, it's certain that everyone in my vicinity definitely knew I had received a video call from a shower!