[KarlMalone]

What’s wrong with this topless picture?

MY FRIEND was having a great Saturday. A girls’ night in: Good food, good wine, good company.
At some point someone snapped a photo and put it up on Facebook: Seven ladies, somewhere between 25 and 40, all smiles … and all topless.
Not that anything was on display. She’d photoshopped little coloured hearts over everyone’s nipples and the pic itself was perfectly late-night flattering: Dimly lit, hazy around the edges and effortlessly candid in a way that only happens after half a bottle of vino.
She hashtagged it #girlsnight, #matesbeforedates and #familyportrait, though it was more like a coy class photo.
By midnight it had hundreds of likes but by morning, it was gone, removed by Facebook after someone complained.
My friend was outraged, and put the photo back up again soon after, daring the site to take it down while wondering what the hell some moron found so offensive about seven pairs of bare boobs covered in hearts.