Ugh... So this is SUPER embarrassing, but it just as funny so I had to share it. So me and my boyfriend were going to get lunch, right? And so we get Chipotle and I'm in a skirt on a windy day - genius right? But not only that he made me carry our bag and my cup so he can open the car door. But he lets me walk in front the whole way which I should've been suspicious of. Anyway when we get to the car I hear him drop his keys and I tell him to hurry up cuz I don't want the wind to blow my skirt up. While he bends to get the keys, he pulls down my skirt and my panties. OH MY GOSH there I was in front of traffic with my voluptuous tan ass just jiggling freely as I panic a bit and got soo red faced. This wouldn't be as bad if he didn't tap my bum a bunch of times. He laughed so hard off took the food so I could pull my skirt and panties up and we went home and then I shared it with you guys.
