not sexy but shocking
While asking my drunken girlfriend "what do you want me to do to you" while i have her against a wall outside a closing night club she replys.
hmmm..
I can tell you what I don't like.
I dont like it when you pee on me
I don't like it when you hit me
and I don't like it when you pull my tampon out with your teeth...
who the hell had this girl been with..
I tell my friends i could right a book all the wierd girls that were attracted to me.
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