[Fox Mulder]

1. "Noooo! You've been looking at me all day in a skimpy bikini...but you can't see me in my bra!" (It's all about design and material?)
2. "Noooo! I wanted to be in Mulder's 'Bed Bath and Beyond' thread! I don't want to in his humor thread." (No whinning in amateur porn)
3. When your boyfriend is a cop, you're always prepared for a good frisking.
4. All that graffiti ruins the neighborhood...but I still like the view by the river.
5. "Yeah... My boyfriend really enjoys all our bathroom sex and watersports, but he never helps with the cleanup afterwards!"
6. Ever miss the days when secretaries were willing sex objects? WHEN was that, by the way?
7. It's always nice when the first rider in your morning carpool is beautiful, busty...and an abscent minded dresser without her A.M. coffee.
8. Of course, public transportation is always better than carpooling.
9. Proud of her college grades, her parents bought her that new cell phone. Lucky us...She's smart enough to know just how to use it.
10. How to know when your girlfriend is really unsatisfied with your cunnilingus technique. (Never date an emotional NRA member)