1. "Are you tawkin' to me? Are you tawkin' to ME?" (Megan does her best 'Taxi Driver' impression)
2. No, Megan...she ain't tawkin' to you.
3. Gina attempts to insert a 34 ounce baseball bat in her rectum to celebrate the Indians going up 2-0 on the Red Sox in the playoffs.
4. Alligators are responsible for half the sexual assaults in Florida. Don't walk alone near the water.
5. "Excuse me ma'am...I'm a celebrity. May I grab your pussy?" ( Trump this)
6. "Strangely, everything is blooming since I quit wearing bloomers."
7. He's Sven...the most interesting Swede in the world: "I don't often engage in vices, but when I do, I enjoy weed, wine, beer, Internet porn, anonymous women, hookahs, Nutela, bacon and furry little pussies...especially furry little pussies."
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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