[Fox Mulder]

1. Face to face with the deadly, one-eyed trouser snake it's best to remain perfectly still. It's vision is based on movement.
2. "No! I don't want to be in some goddam Humor thread on an Internet wank site!" ( You should have said something sooner)
3. She said: "Hmmm...I wonder if I should take these breasts out?" ( Oh, the irony!)
4. We've ALL wanted to do this...and this lucky bastard got to!
5. Look at it this way, if she falls for you...she dies.
6. "Topless Skiing or crucifixion?" ( A deleted scene from "Life of Brian"
7. I know... You kinda want her to blow you...but you're also a little creeped out.
8. Her boyfriend, under the table, just found the little man in the rowboat.
9. "Yo sistahs! I gots to be hunchin', Y'all might be down for some righteous carpet munchin'! " ( Bad lesbian rap)
10. The kids are at school. Hubby is at work. Mom finally gets a little "me" time.