[KarlMalone]

London Has a New Nude Nightclub, Because ‘Clothes Are So 2015'

Hosted at a Soho club called the Takeover, the aptly named Get Naked goes down every other week beginning October 7 and will be entirely clothing-optional. Naked models will hand out complimentary shots, because clearly this is a situation that calls for copious amounts of alcohol. There will also be hula-hoopists providing entertainment, though it’s not clear what level of undress they’ll be in.

Being naked at a club sounds potentially disastrous, given the very real possibilities of having drinks spilled on you and/or being grinded on by strangers. Alas, as the nude nightclub’s creator says via press release, “clothes are so 2015.” For those who want to appear slightly less-than-naked a body paint artist will be on hand to dab paint on exposed body parts. Perhaps they’ll hand out palm fronds too, for that Adam and Eve look.

http://www.getnaked.london/