[Fox Mulder]

1. Carefully, Erica, now blind, navigated the carpet...ever so frightened of stepping on the alien cat with the laser eyes again.
2. Too late. She sees you...and now you belong to her.
3. "Joe! Come see what's on the TV!" (That Lilli was quite the kidder)
4. Before they even got to her floor, Naomi knew her new perfume was about to deliver all the attention the ad had promised...at least she THOUGHT it was the perfume.
5. "OK...about that cum facial you're always talking about...it's now or never, Bub. "
6. "My sister said getting 'hosed' was lots of fun. Frankly, I think it's a little cold on the coochie!"
7. Some women have never outgrown the urge to play with their food.
8. Lucky you! You chose what was behind Door Number Two instead of what was in the box in the X-rated version of "Let's Make A Deal"
9. "Well, Ms. Finch, it appears you haven't been working on those fourth quarter figures at all!" (Some employers expect more than pussy piercings)
10. "Here's a four letter word for what you guys want to do now...W-A-N-K...hey, I get ten points!"