[Fox Mulder]

1. See? This thread has "BBC" too...
2....and starfish!
3. Ikea's hiring of Female Flashing Cart Caddies has boosted sales to record territory.
4. Now that Mrs. Cougar has made you that nice dinner she has something she'd like you to do to...uh...FOR...her.
5. "Dear Mom and Dad...college is great. Guess what? Thanks to the vengeful boyfriend I just broke up with I 'm going to be appearing in something on the Internet called 'I Love You Funny Face! ( Her parents will be very proud)
6. She kinda makes you think about cinnamon rolls, doesn't she?
7. Kate's Home Improvement...She can waterproof your deck and harden your dick in one afternoon.
8. Out behind the wood pile is still the place where a lot of dicipline happens.
9. After the intense afternoon quickie they burned out like a couple of shooting stars.
10. This ought to make your Wednesday.