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A - Sorry mate but im gonna have to kick you out of the pool.
B - Why?
A - Cause you pissed in the pool.
B - Lots of people piss in the pool.
A - Yeah but not from the diving board.


I got into snail racing recently. I had a great snail, but it kept losing, so I thought I'd remove the shell to make it more aerodynamic.
It didn't work, it just made it more sluggish.


Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.