Uncle
My uncle who is only 4 years older than me was between marriages and seeing a single gal.
I received a text from him saying, "I'm on my over. Get the hot tub ready. I can't wait to feel our bodies together."
I responded from a few states away, "Sorry Uncle....., I can't make it today since we are so far apart, Your nephew...."
I never let him forget it. Always good for a laugh.
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