Saturday Night Funnies: FEAST OR FAMINE
1. It looks like the new secretary will be getting plenty of overtime pay for cumming in on a Saturday.
2. Sure...she agreed to the threesome...but that was before she saw the back door man's HUGE erection.
3. "This is the second time this week you've gotten called in for an emergency work meeting...what kind of emergencies do video game programmers have?" (Uh oh...your affair with Lara Croft is about to be discovered)
4. "Big tits in a little bra...big tits in a little bra" (Channeling Chris Farley as Tommy Boy)
5. "Most of my water is gone! Who drank my water? " ( Salty air, too much sun and 23 bong hits can create paranoia)
6. Take what you want. Eat what you take. Suffer the consequences.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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