A Cheating Situation
Sometimes it's a little to obvious.
1.'No,seriously honey. This isn't what it looks like.I was just helping him regulate his Viagra dosage.'
2.'You're really way to jealous,Tom. Just because the waiter gave me a 'motorboat' between my tits and offered to father my baby doesn't mean anything is going on.'
3.'Now seriously,Monica.What am I supposed to think,when every time my father wants to visit.You dance around like a cheap stripper and keep shouting 'Fuck Yeah.' Over and over?'
4.'Actually, Stephanie. It didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out you were screwing my husband.Most waitress's don't get a starting salary of $40,000 a year.'
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