Women you don't want to meet on a lonely Friday night.
1. The knowing wink of a cock cannibal. Pity the fool who meets one.
2. About to duplicate John Belushi's "Animal House" zit gag...with a mouthful of cum. Not funny.
3. Yeah...she can twist off your beer cap...and crush your cock.
4. Yeah, she's kinda cute...but her breath can clear out a whole double decker bus in 38 seconds.
5. Picking up street urchins might seem fun, but after the sex, when you go to sleep, you'll be lucky if you have any possessions left.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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