Hump Day Humor: THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO
1. You never want to have a dream that you go to work naked...then discover you aren't dreaming.
2. "Did you menstruate on my pillow?" ( If you're going to walk around naked in rich people's homes, tampons are highly recommended)
3. Accidentally mistook the tube of "Deep Heating Rub" for vaginal itch cream.
4. TOP THREE RULES OF NUDE BEACH ETIQUETTE: Don't leer. Don't take pictures. NO BONERS!
5. It wasn't just an unwanted facial...this woman is about to cut off your penis with a dull box cutter.
6. Women don't really think it's funny when you take the TP and insist they "come and get it." (It's just not the way you keep girlfriends)
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