If it's Tuesday it must be funny
1. When Joe said: "I'm gonna TAP that hot little piece of ass" No one believed he meant it literally.
2. Yes, when you have a big dick and a big full wallet, you sometimes see this sort of enthusiasm.
3. "Pussy...it's what's for dinner."
4. A leaked photo from the new "Aquaman" movie. Apparently it won't be a family flick.
5. Your wife! Your best friend! Jose Canseco's gold chain!
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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