Laugh your ass off
1. I heard the gym is having a Nude Nymphomaniac Yoga Night...
2. ...and these guys heard that men can attend on a first come first serve basis.
3. When I told her to kiss my ass I was shocked when she actually puckered up.
4. Imitating Fenway Park's Green Monster.
5."I'm the Alpha Female! All you bee-atches shall bow to me!" (For obvious reasons, Lynn's sorority sisters really hated her. )
6."You can have what's in the basket, or you can eat THIS!" ( Samantha was never one to mince words.)
7. All in all, Rock lover Chastity thought it was the most boring concert ever...but she tried to get her kicks in anyway.
8. Could alcohol be a contributing factor in this behavior? I wonder...
9. The drug store was out of Viagra...
10. Yes, when it comes to anal sex, Patty is one of the more enthusiastic women you'll ever find.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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