[Fox Mulder]

1. Sometimes a housewife's BBC fanatasies DO cum true.
2. "One more thing...now that I have this big rubbery friend I don't need YOU for anything at all." (Women can be very cruel)
3. "I'm going to bury everything but this most useful part. "
4. Your odds of getting this girlfriend back are almost as long as those cocks.
5. Tired of her boss putting his tongue in her ear, Melissa bought one of those new aural chastity belts.
6. Drive Up Mutual Masturbation franchises are springing up all over the country.
7. At this point the pizza delivery guy just sighed and left them the large pepperoni...without payment.
8. Just before sex, Jenny pulled off a discreet feminine deodorant spray application. Just one spritz and she'll be fresh for hours.
9. In case you're curious...For obvious reasons May 3rd 2005 will always be considered one of Dave's greatest days ever.
10. She thought she'd seduce her man with this romantic set up. But unfortunately the poor bastard was horribly allergic to roses.