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Old 09-10-2016, 10:58 PM
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1. Keeping abreast of the latest developments.
2. This pussy will do in a pinch.
3. Beauty is in her jeans.
4. Grabbing the bull by the horns. Later, all those horny guys will grab her.
5. "Damn! While I lay here I forgot I was supposed to get laid tonight!"
6. I know what I'd like to plant...
7. "Oh oh...my cover is blown...and so am I!" (Secret agent's lament)
8. "Are you gonna eat the hole thing?"
9. She might be giving head to a guy who looks like he's lost his.
10.Trying to get a leg up on the competition, she's wondering what the spread on the football game might be. She got hosed last week. You can look it up. Look up it. Spread the word. Don't skirt your responsibility.
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