[Fox Mulder]

1. If at first you don't succeed...try, try again.
2. Farming 2016: The old couple from the painting "American Gothic" has been replaced by nudist ass kickin' organic farmers.
3. " I only have nipples for you."
4. Death takes a bride. I hear he boned her later.
5. The best way to blow a guy with a really small dick.
6. Some people love their cars..others have affairs with them. Her husband is beginning to suspect. He smelled car wax on her nipples.
7. Someone is about to get a very rude awakening. It never pays to have an ass biter for a roommate.
8. I hear complaints that there's too much sex and violins in this thread. Tough. Shit.