[Fox Mulder]

1. "Hey, it almost fits with the zippers open!"
2. "I only came TWICE! What a lousy lover!" ( You never want to over hear what the multple orgasm sisters really think of you)
3. If you notice your girlfriends are always laying on the floor like this whenever you wear a skirt, they just might be voyeuristic lesbians.
4. Well...you're relaxing day on the beach is about to take a dramatic turn for the worst. Here comes Leon the Loser.
5. "Officer...a bunch of dudes from another school tied me up and forced me to drink too much, then threw me in this pool in my underwear!" ( Pam's lies were getting less and less clever with each passing wild sorority party)
6. "No, no, guys...that's fine! That's enough cum for now!" ( Beth loved orgies but she had her limits with the white stuff)
7. "Why are there so many naked women with cows pictures on the Internet?" ( There are Mooo-vies too!)
8. And speaking of cattle, never piss off a bartender who has a day job at the bovine sperm bank.