You can tell she's a real Goth because:
1) Has pastey-white skin due to lack of time spent in sunlight.
2) Has a collection of plastic human skulls.
3) Has an encyclopedia of ghosts.
4) Raises parakeets.
Oh wait, can that last one be right??
...ha ha ha ha!
"Behold, knaves! I am Lady Esmerelda Moonthistle and this is my pet parakeet Mr. Bo Jangles!"
I'd do her.
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