10 things do do when your penis lays down and dies
or
10 things you can do when an ugly bar conquest scares your penis so far back inside it will not come forward
by guess
10) shop vac
9) Go to San Francisco and have well endowed men push it back out from the inside by filling your prison purse
8) Join a political party
7) Marry a Kardashian
6) Become a moderator of a bulletin board
5) Become a stand up comedian on late night television
4) Tell everyone your name is Katelyn
3) Start drinking heavily
2) Buy a large sword
1) Stick it in your chest and fall forward as hard as you can. Without sex, what is left of life?
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