[Fox Mulder]

1. The last thing I want to see when I die. (I'll bet most of you will concur)
2. Volkswagon is really sorry about the whole emmissions thing...they want to make up for it with their new vibrating seats.
3. "Doctor Liz says you ARE INDEED healthy enough for sex." (Liz loves her role playing)
4. Someone's little Pokemon game is about to be interupted by a Poking Man.
5. The fish that didn't get away from the fisherwoman.
6. The woman who didn't get away from the fish. (Insert ominous "Jaws" music here)
7. She's actually a pretty good little cocksucker as long as she's had something to eat first. Ouch!
8. Fanta is going after Coke and Pepsi with their new ad campaigns targeted at men.
9. Jake likes to role play too...tonight he's the janitor at the women's clinic, pretending to be the gynecologist with a blind patient.
10.HUSBAND: "Well, you slept through the alarm clock! What did you expect me to do???"