As my wife is back at work, we have begun a new more boring routine. We were sitting by the pool Saturday night and decided to take the boat out and have a picnic on the beach. I convinced my wife to go back to the lake near our country house.
Skipping all the buildup. We get to the boat ramp early Sunday morning to almost no boats or trailers. Normally packed so we took our time. My wife got in the boat while I prepared to launch. Once complete she is standing in a white string bikini I haven't seen in years. Reason being I removed the liner so even dry you can see a hint of nipple. I mentioned that I hadn't seen that suit in ages. She said she assumed there would be little traffic so why not and with no one around why wait.
I was rock hard. I did mention that she was giving the park Ranger in the truck a nice show. She immediately sat down behind the wheel. I launched the boat, parked and walked to the dock where my wife was waiting. I waived at the Ranger as I passed.
We spent the first hour or so motoring around. Several fishing boats, a few pontoon boats and some ski boats but pleasantly uncrowded. We decided to Anchor at a normally crowded natural beach but there were two pontoons and three ski boats on the far left some drive in people beside them. So we took the far right. Since we were going to spend several hours here we flipped a coin as to who would remain the designated driver.
I lost and my wife was happy. She made me my one and only drink for the next hour and she made herself a drink. We had a great several hours of music, reading and relaxing. I was a good bartender.
At one point I wanted to take the boat for a run and the wife decided to stay on the beach. After running around some I headed back to the beach. As I was setting the anchor I see the park Ranger boat motoring in front of the beach on the far left. My wife then volunteers to assist me. I ask her to hold the front of the boat while I work with the back. Really no reason other than get her shoulder deep in the water. I screw around some then go back up front to set the already set anchor.
As we were talking the Ranger boat was passing by. My wife made a comment about her last experience with a Ranger boat. Then the boat took a hard left and was heading towards us. My wife asked me if we were doing anything illegal. I laughed and said not that I was aware of. Well the Ranger motored beside us and onto the beach. I asked if everything was OK. He responded yes.
As he got off the front of his boat onto the beach he said smiling and I quote "I thought it was you guys at the ramp but wasn't sure until i was passing by just now". I responded with "OK, who are we". He said the group of naked skiers from earlier this summer. I laughed and said yes but no group and not naked this trip just relaxing on the beach in the sun. He laughed and said that we were famous among the Rangers this summer. Apparently my wife was the subject of many conversations within the ranks not only at this lake but at other lakes also. The other Rangers that day were visitors from other corps lakes. So when they returned to their home my wife's story followed.
I asked if I may have an alcoholic drinks from the boat without worrying about a citation. He said I seemed sober but to not overdo as my wife did last time. My wife has said nothing. She is squatting in the water keeping everything from the shoulders down under. I get the Ranger a Gatorade myself a drink and refresh my wife's glass. The Ranger and I are standing in knee-deep water behind the boat. My wife is half way up the boat saying nothing. I ask if she wanted her drink. She said yes. So I take it to her. When I got back to the Ranger he is smiling and ask my wife if she is OK. She said yes. He then ask if she was wearing a suit this time. She said yes while lifting the string around her neck. He then asked about bottoms. Again she said yes as she rolled to the side exposing the string on her hip.
He asked her why she is so quiet. She said embarrassment from her last encounter. I could tell she was feeling her previous drinks and was nervous but while talking to the Ranger she had killed the drink I made. He laughed and said that there's no reason to continue to be embarrassed that they run upon all kinds of embarrassing situations on the lake. I said really more so than my wife's. He smiled and said truthfully no. We then started to talk. He said normally they would just tell the naked swimmer to get dressed and leave but when the first lady voluntarily stood naked and dressed then the second they do not normally get that kind of action.
My wife then spoke up asking why they had her get on the boat and dress why not just dress in the water. He said because the others did. My wife then asked why they let her struggle so much getting in the boat naked. He smiled and said several things, one, after first seeing her naked he was not about to pass up seeing her naked getting dressed in front of him. Two, when she was struggling so hard trying to get on the boat he was getting to see parts of her up close he would not get to see if he helped. Three, when she finally made it on the boat and was laying naked on her back facing them with her legs open she didn't need help but rest so they just took in the view. Four, after resting on her back she sat up with her legs open again so he assumed she needed more rest so they continued to take in the view. He said finally, anyone in our boat could have assisted at any time and no one would have stopped them.
He and I both laughed at this. My wife then said so my husband could have helped. He said absolutely, so it's really his fault that I have seen almost every inch of you naked. I then gave my wife a sarcastic pouty I'm sorry. She seemed to relax and smiled saying well what's done.
I asked him how the other Rangers felt about the whole situation. He said they were all beside themselves talking about my wife and how cleanly shaven her pushy was and how they could see everything. He said needless to say she really is famous within the Corp of engineers. Now we had been talking a good 15 minutes. The Ranger asked my wife if she really had a complete suit on or just waiting for him to leave. She said she really has a bikini on. He asked if she would stand. She said no because it is a bikini she normally does not wear because I cut the liner making it transparent. His eyes lit up. He saI'd the white one from the ramp. She said yes.
He said not to sound unprofessional but that looked like a hot bikini from where I was sitting. I said it is but she only wore it for me because we were going to be alone. He said it's no problem as long as you are away from others. I said thanks and would he like to see it. No hesitation with a yes. We both look at my wife who smiles and said no way it is completely see through. Before I could speak the Ranger said that's OK, I have you etched in my memory. She said good then you don't need more. He said need more no but I would love to see that bikini wet. My wife said don't you need to patrol or check on other Rangers. He said nope. He's the only one on the lake and this is the only beach with boats.
She looks at me I say, it would be easier to continue a conversation if you were back here. The Ranger excused himself to radio someone. I went to my wife. I loosened the knot on one side of her bikini while under water and said, come sit on the ski deck on the back of the boat where we can see and talk to you when he returns. Now the devilish smile returns and says you want a show. I said do your best.
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