Hump Day Humor
1. "No! Don't put me in 'I Love You Funny Face!' I don't feel funny today!" ( You don't look funny either...but we like your tits)
2. "This is the life, Bill! I guess crime really does pay." (Moments before the SWAT team beat down the door and shot all three of them)
3. She wasn't really any good at "Hide and Seek" but he didn't care.
4. "Whoaa...my fingers are...like...liquid!" (Hash in the Nutella)
5. Yeah, the rent was sky high in Dave's condo, but the view was worth every penny.
6. "So when we get back to the car, my husband knows me too well...he WILL try to smell your finger..."
7. She made too many "off the cuff" remarks.
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