We went to an event this weekend that was pretty crowded, there was a lot of drinking, ladies is short summer dresses. As the night wore on, the line at the ladies restroom got longer and longer, they just take so long to pee. I was in the men's room facing the porcelain and I hear some commotion behind me, some of the ladies decided to just come stand in line in the men's room to use the much less crowded stalls. There was some laughing about it until one lady took it one step further, she stood next to me, lifted her dress, pulled down her panties, leaned back and aimed right into the urinal. There was silence then cheering. I'm glad that wasn't my daughter.
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