[Fox Mulder]

1.WARNING: Some breast implants will melt in extreme heat.
2. "Praise Je-sus! I am appearing in: 'I Love You, Funny Face' at last!" (For some it's a religious experience )
3. Unconscious only a few seconds, the injured cyclist awoke just in time to catch two lonely grandmas about to sit on his face.
4. "Well, the dimensions are good and it seems up to hygienic standards...yes, I think you can fuck me."
5. Those Canadian beer companies really know how to advertise, eh?
6. Let's just say my last girlfriend (the one I met at the circus) is just a bit on the exhibitionist side.
7. After finding her like this, Mike realized his wife needed something more than he could ever give her.
8. "It may not be colder than a witch's tit...but maybe you'd like to see how it compares to mine?"
9. Helen thought the prices at the Goodie Mart were extremely high...so she gave management her opinion.
10. Of course your joy at finally getting to cum on her face far outweighs the replacement cost of her false eyelashes.