[TerryD1471]

Back in the early 60s my family and the family and friends of a school friend used to travel from our homes in Kidderminster into mid-Wales for outings. My friend's mother had a lady friend who had no children but always struck me as being a little bit "lively." We arrived at our chosen picnic spot near the River Wye and everyone of us seemed to disperse and "do our own thing". I wandered down by the river and after a while I walked along this hedgerow back towards where everyone was gathering. I was minding my own business when I heard a shout from over on my right. It was this lively lady and my friend's mother who were squatting peeing. They were facing towards me and a quick glance let me see they were "pants down" and beavers on show. The lively lady made a show of telling me not to look but it was too late by then. Being a polite chap, I turned away and walked on, but it was obvious to me that if the "lively lady" had not shouted and drawn attention to the two of them, I would never even have noticed them.

Was that what she wanted?