[Fox Mulder]

1. New car feature...just a tweek of a nipple implanted data chip...
2. And your breasts will lead you right to where you parked your car!
3. "Cocks? We don't need no stinkin' cocks! We got sausages!" (Wisdom from the lesbians of the old country)
4. The call REALLY WAS coming from INSIDE the house!
5. "Yeah, we ARE married to God, but he gave us free will...and this guy's name is WILL."
6. The Tunnel of Love isn't nearly as much fun as The Tunnel of Tits.
7. No caption needed.
8. Viagra strikes again!
9. "And I'm happy to meet you too, Ms. Plenty O'Toole..." (Looks like plenty to me)
10. Sent to her Ex...who used to beg her for handjobs. A woman's scorn is a powerful thing.